Duolingo Funny Quotes & Sayings

When my guy finished his beer, he crushed it in his hand and threw it on the floor. — Elsa Day

I'm making progress if today's problems are different from yesterday's. — John Foster Dulles

Fraught, adj.
Does every "I love you" deserve an "I love you too"? Does every kiss deserve a kiss back? Does every night deserve to be spent on a lover?
If the answer to any of these is "No," what do we do? — David Levithan

The girl clones at Singer Grove were just like the ones in Texas; they knocked themselves out to be like everyone else and then bragged about how they were different. All their differences put into a pot and boiled down wouldn't spice baby food. By trying to brag about how different they were, they just really showed how alike they were, because all their differences were alike. — E.L. Konigsburg

The moral case for individual initiative in a free economy holds that people have a God-given right to use their creativity to produce things that improve our lives. — Paul Ryan

Every time something fell into place, something else fell apart. — Jettie Woodruff

Though I realize that you are both a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the time to shower myself with praise," Jace said slowly, "honesty compels me to tell you: Yes. Yes, I do think I am hilarious. 'There goes Jace Herondale,' people say. 'Cutting wit, and also totally cut. It's a burden Simon could never understand. — Cassandra Clare

hot-water tanks, lashed to one another with straps of steel like comrades in a doomed adventure. — Michael Chabon