Dunham Sports Quotes & Sayings

Strong women don't play victim, don't make themselves look pitiful, & don't point fingers. They stand & they deal. — Mandy Hale

To waste! You are unknown and unwanted, save by me. This, because you are fairly adept at the various embalming arts and you occasionally compose a clever epitaph. — Roger Zelazny

O Great Swami of the East, your wisdom has pierced the miasma. — Jonathan Kellerman

People shouldn't be ashamed of what they are. And it will help them, to gain self esteem and confidence. — M.F. Moonzajer

Always remember ... How you handle obstacles will always be a key factor in determining your ability to achieve success. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

The madman's explanation of a thing is always complete, and often in a purely rational sense satisfactory. Or, to speak more strictly, the insane explanation, if not conclusive, is at least unanswerable; this may be observed specially in the two or three commonest kinds of madness. If a man says (for instance) that men have a conspiracy against him, you cannot dispute it except by saying that all the men deny that they are conspirators; which is exactly what conspirators would do. His explanation covers the facts as much as yours. Or if a man says that he is the rightful King of England, it is no complete answer to say that the existing authorities call him mad; for if he were King of England that might be the wisest thing for the existing authorities to do. Or if a man says that he is Jesus Christ, it is no answer to tell him that the world denies his divinity; for the world denied Christ's. — G.K. Chesterton

Imagine having sex with a vampire."
"Imagine going to church and praying to your lord and savior," I offer. — Sara Wolf

A dim vastness is spread before our souls; the perceptions of our mind are as obscure as those of our vision ... But alas! when we have attained our object, when the distant 'there' becomes the present 'here,' all is changed; we are as poor and circumscribed as ever, and our souls still languish for unattainable happiness. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I think I'm allowed to compliment my wife." "Only if you behave." "So is me telling you that your ass in that dress makes my cock hard as a rock behaving? — Aubrey Irons

A person who knows all that is good and all that is true
as much as can be known
but does not resist evils, knows nothing. — Emanuel Swedenborg

I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy. — Jeff Dunham

There was a man with tongue of wood who essayed to sing,
and in truth it was lamentable;
but there was one who heard the clip-clapper of this tongue of wood,
and knew what the man wished to sing,
and with that the singer was content. — Stephen Crane

He thought back to his early twenties when he'd routinely looked for ways to meet women. He should've rented a puppy. — Nora Roberts

There is no way to master the fact with which I live. — John Barth

We need to think about encryption not as this sort of arcane, black art. It's a basic protection. — Edward Snowden

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. — Donald Trump