Dunderhead Urban Quotes & Sayings

I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think. — John Oliver

He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure. — Moliere

If I took it away, no doubt I'd find a morningstar hidden under your pillow within a fortnight. Try not to stab your sister, whatever the provocation. — George R R Martin

Every day my anxiety is higher,
every day the grief more mortal.
Today more than yesterday terror exalts me ... — Pier Paolo Pasolini

I have five siblings, so my mom was always pregnant, and she would wear these dungarees that looked so cool. — Liberty Ross

Women should be obscene and not heard. — Groucho Marx

A cannon fires only once but words detonate across centuries — Grant Morrison

Loving your language means a command of its vocabulary beyond the level of the everyday. — John McWhorter

Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up.
Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?"
He sank further under her glower. "I just - ow ! — Gina Damico

Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in the last twenty-four hours to bruise my delicate psyche for a lifetime, so don't be surprised if you someday find me wandering the moors at midnight, a crazed look in my eye, babbling about albino Tater Tots nesting in Brillo pads and being pursued by sagging man ass, because that shit can happen when you've been traumatized. — Christopher Moore

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women. — Kevin James

Physically, Echo Spring is nothing more than a nickname for a liquor cabinet, drawn from the brand of bourbon it contains. — Olivia Laing

TV has had a stronger impact on our society than any single invention since the automobile. It has put the dead hand on conversation ... — Ann Landers