Dumile Daniel Quotes & Sayings

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck,
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct. — Daniel Dumile

Soup's on and I got a coupon.
Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon.
He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce ...
And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss." — Daniel Dumile

Mary, you make me wanna eat you
Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you
Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through. — Daniel Dumile

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year. — Daniel Dumile

Oh brother we are not worthy! — Rick Jeanneret

There's four sides to every story ...
If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me. — Daniel Dumile

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out,
Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out. — Daniel Dumile

In the long and dogged crusade that the human race has fought in favor of democracy, the ideal of liberty, of freedom, has always been the goal. — John Allen Fraser

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me:
Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy. — Daniel Dumile

The basic problem affecting the Pakistan today is human rights. Islamic fundamentalists have no roots among the common people and while they are pushing hard for religious fundamentalists to take hold, the common people still seek change through humanitarian and common human rights law. — Abdul Sattar Edhi

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain. — Daniel Dumile

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend,
Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend. — Daniel Dumile

Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable. — Laura Lippman

The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll.
I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul. — Daniel Dumile

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. — Sun Tzu

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions,
All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection. — Daniel Dumile