Dumbness Test Quotes & Sayings

Happiness is not the reward of virtue, but is virtue itself; nor do we delight in happiness because we restrain from our lusts; but on the contrary, because we delight in it, therefore we are able to restrain them. — Baruch Spinoza

You're full of it. It's not against the law to run."
"Yes it is. Especially for us. — Kenneth Eade

I believe in the World as in a daisy.
Because I see it. But I don't think about it
Because thinking is not understanding ... — Fernando Pessoa

Nobody ever washes a rental car. — Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D.

If someone irritates you, it is only your own response that is irritating you. Therefore, when anyone seems to be provoking you, remember that it is only your judgment of the incident that provokes you. - — Epictetus

Isn't he gorgeous? With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face - not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself - he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate. — Jeaniene Frost

Morning light through his windshield was pale and tired; the city had the desultory, cluttered look of a living room after a drunken party; Martin — Richard North Patterson

One swallow does not make a spring, nor does one fine day. — Aristotle.

Going to one school from age five to age eighteen was like being buried in amber. It wasn't even like his walls, which were covered with layers of things - you had to be the same person from start to finish, with no big cognitive jumps. — Emma Straub

With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. — C.S. Lewis

I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young. — Diablo Cody

People who are friends with me and who know me, know a side of me that is totally not cold. — Bernhard Langer

Oh, hello," Dr. M says, shaking Balder's hand. "Wonderful costume. I'm a bit of a role player myself on the weekends. Tell me, where did you get the helmet?"
It was forged in the North, blessed by the hands of Odin, given to me by my mother, Frigg," Balder answers.
Lovely. I got mine on the Internet. — Libba Bray

The Church exists to connect people at the level of their hunger for a new world. — Rowan Williams