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Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Keiko Nobumoto

There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various people owned him. None of those people he cared for. This cat was not afraid of death. One life, the cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free. And it met a white female cat. They became mates, and lived together. Time passed, the white cat passed away of old age. And the tiger- striped cat cried a million times. Eventually, the cat died again. But this time, it didn't come back to life. — Keiko Nobumoto

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Helen Ellis

YA is about angst. Will I get that boy to like me? Will I lose the weight? Will I turn into a vampire if he just gives me a hickey? I'm an orphan! I'm a mind reader! I'm biracial! I'm gay! When I get out of high school, I'll move to New York City, where I'll find others like me, and then I'll be happy and I will have it all: a career, a family, good teeth, and takeout Chinese. — Helen Ellis

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By John Lennon

In one way, I was always hip. I was hip in kindergarten. I was different from the others. There was something wrong with me, I thought, because I seemed to see things people didn't see. I always saw things in a hallucinatory way. — John Lennon

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Jay Kesler

I am confident that many people will find the New Testament alive in a new way after reading The Message. — Jay Kesler

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Terry Pratchett

Where do you get your fantastic ideas from? You steal them. You steal them from reality. It outstrips fantasy most the time. — Terry Pratchett

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Abraham Joshua Heschel

A soul can create only when alone ... — Abraham Joshua Heschel

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Jodi Picoult

His biggest fear was that if and when he did find his missing daughter, she would no longer recognize who he had become in order to save her. — Jodi Picoult

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By David Amerland

Asymmetrical relationships never work. — David Amerland

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Sue Monk Kidd

All my life, in nameless, indeterminate ways, I'd tried to complete my life with someone else
first my father, then Hugh, even Whit, and I didn't want that anymore. I wanted to belong to myself. — Sue Monk Kidd

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Linda Howard

Are you making fun of my hero complex?'

Yeah. — Linda Howard

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Bill Veeck

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. — Bill Veeck

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Thich Nhat Hanh

Together with the patient, a therapist looks at the nature of the pain. Often, the therapist can uncover causes of suffering that stem from the way the patient looks at things, the beliefs he holds about himself, his culture, and the world. The therapist examines these viewpoints and beliefs with the patient, and together they help free him from the kind of prison he has been in. But the patient's efforts are crucial. A teacher has to give birth to the teacher within his student, and a psychotherapist has to give birth to the psychotherapist within his patient. The patient's "internal psychotherapist" can then work full-time in a very effective way. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Josh Billings

The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise the Lord. — Josh Billings

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Hannah More

In agony or danger, no nature is atheist. The mind that knows not what to fly to, flies to God. — Hannah More

Dumbest Fortune Cookie Quotes By Karl Ove Knausgard

This state lasted for six months, for six months I was truly happy, truly at home in this world and in myself before slowly it began to lose its luster, and once more the world moved out of my reach. — Karl Ove Knausgard