Dumbass Husband Quotes & Sayings

I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me. — Fred Durst

Because really, what do you have to lose? Your life? That's no big deal, I promise you. When you find out you might die, you're finally allowed to live like you never have before. If you lose your life while living the shit out of it, then you've done the best you could, and you shouldn't worry about death. When you're dead, you can't screw up. But while you're here, all you have are a few things to call your own. You have your integrity, your family, and your hope for the future. These are important and you should keep them somewhere safe where you'll remember them. — Kevin Lankes

Broken heart. A pump after all, pumping thousands of gallons of blood every day. One fine day it gets bunged up and there you are ... Old rusty pumps: damn the thing else. The resurrection and the life. Once you are dead you are dead. — James Joyce

A strong ant is better than a weak lion. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Real is as real does. — Nina Bhadreshwar

The best use of family was having it in front of other people. — Julia Pierpont

You're very insistent, but I'm very busy. — Ralph Ellison

I'm pretty caring, loyal and loving to those who are close to me. Two of my friends are from school, so I've known them for more than 30 years. My best friend, Paul Fisher, sat next to me in English when I was ten or 11. If you asked him, he'd say I was loyal. I don't think I've changed over the years. — Marc Warren

It is nice to touch, it is nice to be touched, but it is so much nicer to touch someone's heart. — Dixie Waters

Trust him with none of thy individualities who is, or pretends to be, two things at once. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly. — Linus Torvalds

A woman today who has no goal, no purpose, no ambition patterning her days into the future, making her stretch and grow beyond that small score of years in which her body can fill its biological function, is committing a kind of suicide. — Betty Friedan

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... — Darynda Jones