Dumbass Coworker Quotes & Sayings

To teach is to touch the heart and impel it to action. — Louis Sullivan

If you can educate girls, you can change the world. — Cathie Black

There never was any party, faction, sect, or cabal whatsoever, in which the most ignorant were not the most violent; for a bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. — Alexander Pope

The field of earth and of our human nature is now no longer barren but full of the seed of divine life. But it takes time for the seed to grow, for the Kingdom to come, and we are commanded to pray and work for that coming, that growth, even if we do not yet see the fruits, or even the blossoms, or even the leaves ... — Peter Kreeft

Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around. — H. Beam Piper

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers

The best data we have [concerning the Big Bang] are exactly what I would have predicted, had I nothing to go on but the five books of Moses, the Psalms, the bible as a whole. — Arno Hintjens

A man dies not for the many wounds that pierce his breast, unless it be that life's end keep pace with death, nor by sitting on his hearth at home doth he the more escape his appointed doom. — Aeschylus

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. — Walt Whitman

You can never have too many friends. — James Garner

There's nothing man ever dreams of that God hasn't already thought of! — David Berg

A good writer can set a thriller anywhere and make it convincing: the trick is to evoke the setting in such a way that it highlights the crime or unsettles the reader. — Garry Disher