Dumb Jackass Quotes & Sayings

I started running 3 miles every morning after throat surgery to remove a cyst last year. The gym used to be my adversary. But that has all changed. Now, I look forward to it every morning. — Rachael Ray

i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you have to be tuff... i — Jose Torres

I always imagine a good leader is surrounded by people who call their mothers at the end of the day and tell them, 'Mom, you can't believe what I did today. Let me tell you about it.' — James Altucher

If you use the term 'over-exaggerate,' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over. — Rodney Ulyate

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup. — Caitlin Moran

Science proceeds more by what it has learned to ignore than what it takes into account. — Galileo Galilei

When you have worked with them, when you have lived with them, you do not have to wonder how they feel, because you feel it yourself. — Doris Kearns Goodwin

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy. — Malcolm Forbes

He can occasionally see to an enemy," she conceded. "If he manages to get his sword pointed in the right direction and the enemy does him the favor of falling upon it in precisely the right way. — Lynn Kurland

You haven't learned how to live until you've learned how to give. — Kirk Douglas