Dumb Football Announcer Quotes & Sayings

Because if I don't, Fang will die. (Aimee)
Are you high? (Dev)
No. (Aimee)
C'mon, Aim, admit it. Heavy amounts of drugs are involved here. (Dev) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you're afraid of butter, use cream. — Julia Child

They who gain applause and power by pandering to the mistakes, the prejudices and passions of the multitude are the enemies of liberty. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Attachment is the shadow of the ego. Attachments are immediately created wherever you see 'I am'. — Rajneesh

Elliston thought consistency less important than vitality and intelligence and passion. — David Halberstam

Today the law defines death, with appropriate blurriness, as the cessation of brain function. Though the heart may still throb and the unknowing bone marrow create new cells, no man's history can outlive his brain. — Sherwin B. Nuland

T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God. — Paul Levine

Philosophy means the complete liberty of the mind. — Henri Frederic Amiel

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

For it is not the bare Words, but the Scope of the writer that giveth true light, by which any writing is to bee interpreted; and they that insist upon single Texts, without considering the main Designe, can derive no thing from them clearly; but rather by casting atomes of Scripture, as dust before mens eyes, make everything more obscure than it is; an ordinary artifice of those who seek not the truth, but their own advantage. — Thomas Hobbes

Eighty percent of the things I do are not natural for my personality. I believe you have to fake it till you make it. Act like you're confident and you'll get there. — Marisa Miller

We should not hoard knowledge; we should be free from our knowledge. — Shunryu Suzuki

Have a go. Anybody can do it. — Alan Parker

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. — King Vidor

Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be. — Merle Haggard