Dumb Celebrity Quotes & Sayings

It is all right when God sends us the approval of our fellow men; however, we must never make that approval a motive in our life. — A.B. Simpson

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30? — Nicole Polizzi

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery. — Doug Stanhope

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian. — Mike Tyson

I'm not a fanatic about exercising. For me, it's about moderation and balance. — Halle Berry

When it comes to building character, wealth, good looks, athletic ability and even a high IQ are more likely to be impediments than advantages. — Michael Josephson

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian. — Mike Tyson

Let me give you some free advice. She's a runner for sure- she'll run away every time without saying a word. But here's the thing- you are not a runner. And deep down, I don't think Norah wants to run, either. She's just feels like she has to. Partly because she's a tiresome spoiled-brat smartass with no fashion sense. And partly because she's a fucking human being. — David Levithan

The great teachers are always those who can live the tension. They are not criticizing everybody, they're not complaining. They give young people a vision. — Henri Nouwen

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber. — Justin Bieber

It's hard sometimes to take a step back and realize what's happened because you're always trying to move forward. You're always looking at the next palette. — Alexander Wang

The presidency is temporary - but the family is permanent. — Yvonne De Gaulle

Do I dare to hope? Damn it. Yes, I do. — E.L. James

We see through a glass darkly, says St. Paul as he peers toward what lies ahead. All our language about future states of the world and of ourselves consists of complex pictures that may or may not correspond very well to the ultimate reality. But that doesn't mean it's anybody's guess or that every opinion is as good as every other one. — N. T. Wright

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. — Axl Rose

And, in the future, while the dumb show of bohemianism plays itself out in the cookie cutter shape of the politically correct martyr/victim, aesthetic terrorists will not involve themselves in the dubious rewards of celebrity. The best of them will work alone, already a part of the enemy camp, and in chameleon-like style master the fifth-column algorithms to subvert the ancient regime. We won't know them by their name but their compensation will be to affect the outcome of the planet. Until then, there's a lot of work to be done. — Adam Parfrey

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. — Michael Jackson

After Freud's exploration within the psyche it is now the outer world of reality which must be quantified and eroticised — J.G. Ballard

A democracy survives when its citizens have access to trustworthy and impartial sources of information, when it can discern lies from truth. Take this away and a democracy dies. The fusion of news and entertainment, the rise of a class of celebrity journalists on television who define reporting by their access to the famous and the powerful, the retreat by many readers into the ideological ghettos of the Internet and the ruthless drive by corporations to destroy the traditional news business are leaving us deaf, dumb and blind. — Chris Hedges