Dumb Bush Quotes & Sayings

Speaking of plunging into war, do you know why I think George W. Bush is so pissed off at Arabs? They brought us algebra. Also the numbers we use, including a symbol for nothing, which Europeans had never had before. You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals. — Kurt Vonnegut

I think war is a dangerous place. — George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. — George H. W. Bush

One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. — George W. Bush

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. — George W. Bush

War is not nice. — Barbara Bush

As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. - New York, Sept. 26, 2007 — George W. Bush

Reading is the basics for all learning. — George W. Bush

George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections. — David Letterman

I talked to my little brother, Jeb
I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of
I shouldn't call him my little brother
my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas. — George W. Bush

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.
(Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004) — George W. Bush

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. — George W. Bush

The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? — George W. Bush

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. — George W. Bush

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there. — George W. Bush

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air! — George W. Bush

They misunderestimated me. — George W. Bush

If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier ... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe. — George W. Bush

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me. — George W. Bush

I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. — George H. W. Bush

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. — George W. Bush

Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that. — George W. Bush

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. — George W. Bush

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. — George W. Bush

My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. — George W. Bush

I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.) — George W. Bush

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him. — David Cross

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life. — George W. Bush

I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong. — George W. Bush

She is often the broken-winged one, who does everything all wrong until people realize she's been doing it ... pretty right all along. She's the poor girl who never dressed right, who had torn hose, and they were all baggy around her ankles. She's the Raggedy Ann of the sophisticated world, who pulls it out at the last minute, flies by the seat of her pants, cackling all the way home. She is the late bloomer, the late start, the autumn bush, the winter holly. She is Baubo, all the classical Greek goddesses. She is the old girl who still blushes, and laughs, and dances. She's the truth teller, maybe that people hate to hear, but they learn to listen to. She is not dumb and in some ways is not shrewd. She works on passion, and the doll in her pocket, and the intuition that leads her into and through all the world. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

There is nothing political about American literature. — Laura Bush