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Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Gregory David Roberts

When we get older - when the steel door slams shut, in one way or another - we know that real suffering is measured by what's taken away from us. — Gregory David Roberts

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Skylar Grey

I've always been jealous of rappers, because they can fit so many words into a song and tell a story with lots of details. But when you're a songwriter, you have to fit the words to the melody and you can't fit as much in. I'm just a big fan of storytelling. — Skylar Grey

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Iain Banks

My gratitude extends beyond the limits of my capacity to express it, — Iain Banks

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Ivan Turgenev

We sit in the mud ... and reach for the stars. — Ivan Turgenev

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Charlie Rose

I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have never interviewed. Then, after those two? Steve Jobs. — Charlie Rose

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Camille Pissarro

I think when one has talent one finally breaks through; so don't pass up any opportunity to do some work. — Camille Pissarro

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. — Eoin Colfer

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Peter Roskam

Job creators should be able to focus on their work - not on Washington's busy-work. — Peter Roskam

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Assata Shakur

Any Black person in amerika [sic], if they are being honest with themselves, have got to come to the conclusion that they don't know what it feels like to be free. We aren't free politically, economically, or socially. We have very little power over what happens in our lives. In fact, a Black person isn't free to walk down the street. Walk down the wrong street, in the wrong neighborhood at night, and you know what happens. — Assata Shakur

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Ahlam Mosteghanemi

It is far easier for us to accept the death of someone we love than to cope with the idea of losing him and discovering that he is able to carry on with his life, in all its intricacies, despite our absence. — Ahlam Mosteghanemi

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon

Can I ask you something?" Jo
"Maybe" Thorn
"What's between you and Karma?" Jo
"Right about now ... three miles." Thorn — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Laozi

Once upon a time a man whose ax was missing suspected his neighbor's son. The boy walked like a thief, looked like a thief and spoke like a thief. But the man found his ax while digging in the valley, and the next time he saw his neighbor's son, the boy walked, looked and spoke like any other child. — Laozi

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Victoria Osteen

The thing is, God has already seen every twist and turn of your life. He already knows what's in your heart. He already knows the decisions you've made. He's just waiting for you to call on Him and be honest with Him like Jonah was. — Victoria Osteen

Duke Nukem Forever Funny Quotes By Emily Dickinson

Just a turn of the doorknob, and there lies freedom. — Emily Dickinson