Duke Nukem Best Quotes & Sayings

Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured. — Duke Nukem

There were things that Pumpkin Head - now not Pumpkin Head anymore - had to do to be a girl. He had to be careful how he dressed, and how he acted. He had to be careful how he talked, and he always had to be calm. He was very frightened of what would happen if he didn't stay calm. For his face was really just a wonderful plastic one. The real Pumpkin Head was still inside, locked in, waiting to come out. — Al Sarrantonio

When I hear that "Possession is the grave of love," I remember that a religion may begin with the resurrection. — F.H. Bradley

When I still lived in Manhattan, people-watching was my hobby, and I spent many Sunday afternoons eating up the scene from a window seat at a Starbucks on Broadway. — Susan Orlean

If you don't surrender to God, don't think you don't surrender. Everybody surrenders
to something. — E. Stanley Jones

Keep an eye on that boy... he has potential — Mark Walden

Raising the minimum wage, as President Obama proposed in his State of the Union address, tends to be more popular with the general public than with economists. — Christina Romer

It's not easy for a freshman, especially not at Duke. — Grant Hill

Not having a schedule is OK if it's your PhD and you plan to spend 14 years on the thing, or if you're a programmer working on the next Duke Nukem and we'll ship when we're good and ready. But for almost any kind of real business, you just have to know how long things are going to take, because developing a product costs money. — Joel Spolsky

Chess is a great game. No matter how good one is, there is always somebody better. No matter how bad one is, there is always somebody worse. — Israel Albert Horowitz

We can't change the past, but we can look to the future, and we can - we can hold ourselves accountable, to our - not just to our - our children but to all aspects of the - the world we interact with — Rodney Erickson

This could, quite possibly, be the dumbest thing she'd ever done: pursuing a poisonous basilisk into a cave during an earthquake in the company of a bunch of dead guys, armed with a potato cannon and a six-pack of lye. Never mind her soggy pink fiberglass armor. This was going to be an epic way to die. The — Laura Bickle

The idea of appealing to people of a like mind and like spirit always appealed to me. — Robert Smith

No matter how important we all think we are as individuals, when it comes down to it, we're not that important. At times we better recognize that. That life goes on, thank goodness. That we better recognize our role in society. — Henry Kaufman