Duke Crocker Funny Quotes & Sayings

I hear myself gasp, As if I expected a different ending. As if once I hear it enough times, the story will change. It never does — Marie Lu

No matter what other nations may say about the United States, immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery. — Clayton Cramer

I must take care above all that I cultivate communion with Christ, for though that can never be the basis of my peace - mark that - yet it will be the channel of it. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. — Catherine Clark

When I write, I try to represent the ordinary person in the pew, which means that, ironically, I'm qualified to write about prayer by being unqualified! — Philip Yancey

In the mind, in the heart, I was always home. I always imagined, really, going back home. — Miriam Makeba

We held each other in silence for minutes. Hours. Two souls, twining in the dark. — Sarah J. Maas

Culture teaches that there is much one does not want to know . — Michael Oakeshott

The successful business executive can handle challenges and solve problems at a remarkable clip. — Zig Ziglar

I was the man who never lied
Never lied until today
But I just couldn't break your heart
Like you did mine yesterday — Maroon 5

Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms
so familiar at this time of year
can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain. — Dave Barry

He thought for a second, then spun to Clara. 'Did you say something cruel to the TARDIS while I was getting changed?'
'No! Of course not!'
'Did you call her fat?'
'What?'
'Because she's not fat. She's just bigger on the inside. — Tommy Donbavand