Duhhhhhh No Quotes & Sayings

If I'm in a situation where Duane Ford is one of the judges, I have to pick it up. — Bernard Hopkins

But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. — Sarah Palin

I'm not talking about having to consult Julia Child before you can take a pot off the rack. I think that's something we can all do more and do better. — Michael Pollan

She had paid for these mistakes. (Had she?) But still, you are never fully acquitted of any mistake that involves another, and so the Intern had not been fully acquitted of her mistakes, and her shame of such mistakes. — Joyce Carol Oates

Leif gripped Benny's shoulders to hold him back, but he broke free and chased the truck, pumping his tiny arms and legs with great furry.
"I love you!" he called out, when he was just ten feet away. I gripped the metal bars, my throat choked with emotion.
"I love you!" Silas cried, as he followed.
They both kept after us, sprinting wildly behind the cage. I watched their mouths moving, saying those words over and again, as the truck bounded through the woods and their small bodies disappeared, unreachable, behind the trees. — Anna Carey

There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and mists and dead maidens. Tonight it tinkled in my mouth like secret laughter. — John Banville

In a first pregnancy, you don't have a child yet, so you can nap and see movies and exercise. The notion of 'baby' is abstract. You look at the ultrasound and don't really understand that the creature you're seeing is soon going to be your roommate. — Kelli Williams

Man is more than an animal only in that he finds expression for the beautiful. — John Carroll

I had extra thick light sabers because mine kept getting bent. I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like 'Oops, sorry! Mine's bent again! — Ewan McGregor

Love is a smoke made with fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; — William Shakespeare

The size of the place that one becomes
a member of is limited only by
the size of one's heart. — Gary Snyder

The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work - that is correctly to describe phenomena from a reasonably wide area. Furthermore, it must satisfy certain esthetic criteria - that is, in relation to how much it describes, it must be rather simple. — John Von Neumann

It's funny that DiCarlo's security — David Baldacci

Life offers its wisdom generously. Everything teaches. Not everyone learns. — Rachel Naomi Remen