Duerden Appliance Quotes & Sayings

My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn't get the fever."
"I bet your family gets shot at a lot, huh? — Shelly Laurenston

Being nervous is not something you should be ashamed of. Nervous means you care, you really want to do well. — Paula Creamer

Sometimes I shut up cause I'm afraid I don't have anything interesting to tell anyway — Nick Carter

The bar looked like a place where meth-addicted rats went to die. — J.L. Bryan

But it says here,' said Ridcully, 'that you are a finest swordsman,' 'I was outnumbered.' 'How many of them were there?' 'Three million. — Terry Pratchett

We, Catholics, share many of the moral guidelines of Mormons, the difference is you guys take it seriously. When the church says something we don't agree with we say, "Oh don't be so crazy." We just laugh it off. — Larry Wilmore

And yet I feel that I cannot go on living forever; — Edgar Rice Burroughs

Now, I've been known to be attractive on special occasions, and I do my best to project as much beauty as I can muster from deep inside, though I often fail. — Terry McMillan