Ducky Mallard Quotes & Sayings

New Yorkers, we've seen Donald Trump for, like, 30 years; we know who he is. So he wasn't a surprise to me. — Fran Lebowitz

What is passion? Passion is surely the becoming of a person. — John Boorman

A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat's rough tongue. — Jarod Kintz

The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?"
"Yes," I reaffirmed. "That is correct."
Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked. — John Zakour

The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It's much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more - I want to say 'sophisticated.' — Betty White

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. — James Patterson

When I hear a critic speaking of an author's sincerity I know that either the critic or the author is a fool — Vladimir Nabokov

Christianity is itself so jolly a thing that it fills the possessor
of it with a certain silly exuberance, which sad and high-minded
Rationalists might reasonably mistake for mere buffoonery and
blasphemy; just as their prototypes, the sad and high-minded Stoics of
old Rome, did mistake the Christian joyousness for buffoonery and
blasphemy. — G.K. Chesterton

I wasn't Barbie-obsessed. I think my mother might have been my Barbie. — Michael Kors

Buy what's deliverable, not what could be. — Michael Bloomberg

For me and my husband, one of my biggest peeves is that I can't stand for an old friend or a woman to walk in the room and just run up and speak to my husband, but they don't talk to me. — Ashton Shepherd

Without any doubt the best player in the Premiership has to be Scholes. He knows how to do everything, and he is one who directs the way his team plays. On top of that, he has indestructible mental strength and he is a genuine competitor. — Thierry Henry

I can't believe we're being paid to live in New York. — Blake Lively