Dryly Amusing Quotes & Sayings

I've been in a few love triangles. I've been in a love quadrilateral. — Beau Mirchoff

So why do you want to die so bad? — Chuck Palahniuk

Research does not support any part of Race to the Top — Diane Ravitch

I can only play characters that I feel like are real people and in a complete way and in such a whole way that if I fake any aspect of it I will have failed them and literally they're slaughtered. — Kristen Stewart

I'm reachable for people, I'm not out of their league. I'm just a normal girl. — Alicia Silverstone

Where ever you go, you have to take yourself with you. — April Hochstrasser

I could no longer afford to be jealous or unfriendly, because, as soon as I was, a bandage came down over my eyes, and I was bound hand and foot and cast aside. All at once a black hole opened, and I was helpless inside it. But when I was happy and serene, approached people with confidence and thought well of them, I was rewarded with light. — Jacques Lusseyran

Once you understand the foundations of cooking - whatever kind you like, whether it's French or Italian or Japanese - you really don't need a cookbook anymore. — Thomas Keller

Ah, you are amusing."
"I am not amusing!" I lifted my chin. "I'm pissed."
"Really," he replied dryly. "I never would've guessed that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl. — Russ Grimm

If you're feeling frumpy or grumpy, try to eat Paleo. It's a way of eating that is sometimes referred to as the 'Caveman Diet.' — Chelan Simmons

She brushed her lips over his, needing to taste him, to reassure herself of his presence, even if the kiss was relatively chaste. He let out a soft groan, his big body melting against hers as he pulled her close.
"Get a fucking room," Gabriel muttered. — Katie Reus

You can't miss the horror, every moment it's interesting. — Deyth Banger

Yes, well, I'm not asking you to hide anything. Hiding won't help you. You can't very well hide from a pit, can you? You just need to avoid falling into it. - Brohan Madhrarigal — Gregory S. Close

We are constantly invited to be what we are. — Henry David Thoreau