Dry Humor With A Little Drama Quotes & Sayings

It is important to note that when Mary Magdalene and other women were chosen by Jesus to bring the important news to the men, the men did not believe the women. Today 2,000 years later men still don't believe women when they say "We are also chosen by Jesus to be leaders in the church. — Roy Bourgeois

You learn to write by writing, and by reading and thinking about how writers have created their characters and invented their stories. If you are not a reader, don't even think about being a writer. — Jean M. Auel

Life is short. Eat dessert first
-Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life — Wendy Mass

Give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and i am in my own proper atmosphere. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession, or rather created it. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I wasn't living on the edge, I had gone over it. Insanity was now the norm and I had to keep feeding it in order to maintain the new domain I had created for myself. I had one eye on the road and one on the rear view mirror when I wasn't pre-occupied with my beer, cigarettes or car stereo. — Steven C. Smith

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. — Honore De Balzac

You do resemble me," the duke said. "The question is, does your blood run hot or cold? — Nicole Luiken

And now because you are His child, live as a child of God; be redeemed from the life of evil, which is false to your nature, into the life of goodness, which is the truth of your being. Scorn all that is mean; hate all that is false; struggle with all that is impure Live the simple, lofty life which befits an heir of immortality. — Frederick William Robertson

'Dust Devil,' I've never really seen with an American audience, so I'm looking forward to that experience. — Richard Stanley

We are the miracle of force and matter making itself over into imagination and will. Incredible. The Life Force experimenting with forms. You for one. Me for another. The Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts. — Ray Bradbury

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. — Diane Ackerman

The world was beginning to flower into wounds. — J.G. Ballard

If all else fails, birdie the last. — Adam Derek Scott

Changes don't happen in the world by playing it safe, taking risks is the way to change the world. — Zainab Salbi

Propaganda is what gives us the freedom to do as we are told. — Markus W. Lunner