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I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'. — Steven Wright

He's taken half of our savings,' said his mother. 'If we lived without using the savings before,' said Boaz-Jachin, 'we can live without the half that he has taken. — Russell Hoban

Everyone is "extremely nice" - and yet I feel entirely alone. ("Abandonitis"). — Roland Barthes

If the right thing came along at the right time, it would be an enormous kind of challenge. — Jamie Bell

Let us banish fear. — Carter G. Woodson

Happiness is a good that nature sells us. — Voltaire

The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you. — Jim Butcher

I do think that, of all the silly, irritating tomfoolishness by which we are plagued, this "weather-forecast" fraud is about the most aggravating. It "forecasts" precisely what happened yesterday or a the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to happen to-day. — Jerome K. Jerome

My body is very shaped, and I like to be simple. I don't like to use so many colors. My best colors are black, white and blue. — Monica Bellucci

Learning endures when an experience is meaningful. — Elizabeth Sutherland

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- I will accept what u say I will agree with u say, because I don't want trouble but remember you going in direction wrong. — Deyth Banger