Drunk Officer Quotes & Sayings

If he's not watering his ale, he's running illegal beasts on the common, if he's not despoiling the common he's assaulting an officer of the peace, if he's not drunk he's dead drunk, and if he's not dead before his time there's no justice in this world. — Hilary Mantel

I was never given any hand-outs. I started at the bottom and was very good at finding people who knew more than me and learning from them. — Simon Cowell

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father — Tony Randall

It's not an abomination. It's a bunnycat. — Ilona Andrews

I prefer working in good cinema, wherever it is. I like subjects that have a universal appeal. — Om Puri

And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher ... Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't we? — J.K. Rowling

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen ... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers. — Geraldo Rivera

The resurrection is our great hope. — Billy Graham

T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God. — Paul Levine

What we do today is more important than what we plan to do in the future. — Jack Hyles

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

A true understanding of grace - of God's unmerited favor - always provokes a life of gratitude and obedience. — Anonymous

The bizarre reality created by the Nazis became a fertile soil for the expression of sadistic wishes and fantasies in various stages of development. Even in cases where the parents themselves did not suffer psychoses and found themselves only indirectly involved, through the destruction of their relatives, in the fantastic psychotic system of persecution, they became, on the other hand, carriers of an archaic sadomasochistic superego for their children, and on the other, they transmitted to them sadomasochistic wishes and fantasies. — Terez Virag

As the circle of light increases, so does the circumference of darkness around it.' Albert Einstein — Karishma Attari

No need to go to the dolphins," interjected Max Brailovsky. "One of the brightest engineers in my class was fatally attracted to a blonde in Kiev. When I heard of him last, he was working in a garage. And he'd won a gold medal for designing space-stations. What a waste! — Arthur C. Clarke