Drunk Facebook Quotes & Sayings

I am a writer. I could not afford to take 15 months off from my writing career to play detective. — James Ellroy

You are a dancer for only a part of your life. The rest of the time you are walking around, thinking about it! — Colum McCann

Dating in England is different. First of all because English people don't like at all other people knowing them, and second, because English people are romantically impaired. — Angela Kiss

He could be so cynical. So dry and acidic. As blank as a page. Could he be tender, too? — Kelly Creagh

It was a sumptuous, oh, truly sumptuous autumn day, all Byzantine coppers and golds under a Tiepolo sky of enamelled blue, the countryside all fixed and glassy, seeming not so much itself as its own reflection in the still surface of the lake. It was the kind of day on which, latterly, the sun for me is the world's fat eye looking on in rich enjoyment as I writhe in misery. — John Banville

Simon!"
The voice was Clary's. He would know it anywhere. He wondered if his mind was conjuring it up now, a sense memory of what he'd most loved during life to carry him through the process of death.
"Simon, you stupid idiot! I'm over here! At the window!"
Simon jumped to his feet. He doubted his mind would conjure that up. — Cassandra Clare

New York City subways are now getting high speed Internet. How about some high speed subway trains? — David Letterman

The earlier practice of the Church had been more or less to employ in worship under the presidency of the pastor or pastors, the gifts of the congregation. — Robert Rainy

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. — Craig Ferguson

The coach's job is to be part servant in helping each player reach his goals within the team concept. — Dean Smith

I just follow God's lead. One step, one day and one opportunity at a time. The hardest part is not becoming distracted. — Carlos Wallace