Drugi Osnovni Quotes & Sayings

Described the Internet as a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends — Matt Ruff

Even geniuses could get things wrong-look at Einstein's unfortunate choice of a hairdresser. — Joss Stirling

So go on and play, and if you make a mistake, make it loud so you won't make it next time. — Art Blakey

You ain't as hard as you act.
When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat ... — Vakill

Beware of seriousness: it is a form of stupidity — Alexander Waugh

I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying! — Portia De Rossi

I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you
rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good
at fractions.' — Rodney Dangerfield

He was wearing Professor Quirrell's turban, which kept talking to him, telling him he must transfer to Slytherin at once, because it was his destiny. — J.K. Rowling

'American Top 40' allowed me to be current without my having to force change to keep up with things. The new songs kept us up to date, so every show sounded fresh. — Casey Kasem

It is an ancient truism that we learn to do by doing. — Anonymous

You are not The Giver of My Heart's Desire." I took a deep breath and smiled. "You are my heart's desire. — Julianne Donaldson