Drohender Abort Quotes & Sayings

Thou canst not serve both cod and salmon. — Ada Leverson

Molly was a big believer in shaping the future by way of carrying anything you might need in a backpack. — Jim Butcher

I love that I can work from home and take my kids to school every day. — Simon Toyne

Sloppy thinking gets worse over time. — Jenny Holzer

Thank you, Daylight Savings Time, for making people wax on about the wonder of an extra hour of sleep, only to serve as an especially depressing reminder to parents that kids don't care about farmers and harvests and extra hours of daylight. I enjoy my kids standing at my bedside at 4:30 a.m. like creepy, wide-awake Children of the Corn. Naptimes are also jacked, so there's that. With all due respect-ish, A Tired Mom. — Jen Hatmaker

And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. — Demetri Martin

The grass is not only greener on the side you water but also on the side you prevent preys from feeding on. Learn to keep out the preys and see your lawn flourish. — Kemi Sogunle

Oh, what am I going to do with this life I have been given." I said to myself as I sat and thought about life, and how screwed up mine really was. I was brought back into reality by Colin's answer. — Nicole Eglinger

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell