Drive Safe Funny Quotes & Sayings

Henry did not want to be fixed, was somehow convinced that the fix would be a lie, something that would lessen him. — Stephen King

In the other end of the ring stood Randy's self control, drooling on itself and bleeding from places that self control was never supposed to bleed. — Matthew Davenport

I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting. — Steven Spielberg

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. — Josh Billings

One cannot try marriage. Once one is in, there is no way out. — Mary Balogh

Her imperturbable self-confidence (Duchesse de Maine) caused Madame de Stael to write that the Duchesse believed in herself the same way she believed in God, without explanation or discussion. — Antonia Fraser

If all you can do is a bad thing,
well at least do it with your style! — Toba Beta

Life isn't about love and heaven forbid marriage be. It's about getting along. — Lisa Mondello

If we would be pure, if we would save Hinduism, we must rid ourselves of this poison of enforced widowhood. — Mahatma Gandhi

Nearly all people stand in great horror of annihilation, and yet to give up your individuality is to annihilate yourself. Mental slavery is mental death, and every man who has given up his intellectual freedom is the living coffin of his dead soul. — Robert G. Ingersoll

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson

3. When the behavior changes occur in relation to a specific topic or question, that tells the lie catcher this could be a hot area to explore. — Paul Ekman

The Psalms put us in touch with our deepest emotions. — Tremper Longman III

I think that's one of the biggest problems in rock is people thinking too much, putting too much emphasis on getting things perfect or completely sorted out. Sometimes that sound of not having everything sorted out is kind of cool. — Stone Gossard

Are you gonna kill me?" the kid asked.

Kid definitely didn't know who he was. There would be fawning.

Wait. He looked that scary?

Grinning, Evie said, "Nah. You've got nothing to worry about, squirt. Mr. Brothario is a lover, not a fighter."

Blue glared at her.

Drew flipped him off before rushing inside his house, probably to hide.

"Aw, how sweet," Evie said, settling in her seat. "I think he was trying to warn you against unleashing your dreadful wrath on sweet, innocent me."

"If the poor kid thinks you're sweet, I have to fear his home life. — Gena Showalter