Drew Carey Show Quotes & Sayings

I certainly realize that not only do I like the horror genre, but I'm getting really good at it and I'm having a good time making them. — Elisha Cuthbert

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. — Drew Carey

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. — Drew Carey

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. — Drew Carey

The health of a democratic society may be measured by the quality of functions performed by private citizens. — Alexis De Tocqueville

We were not placed on this earth to walk alone. — Thomas S. Monson

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy. — Dan Savage

Peace with God is the effect of forgiveness, — A.B. Simpson

As shadows attend substances, so words follow upon things. — Richard Chenevix Trench

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. — Drew Carey

If a gesture is the most powerful command that you have, then words mean very little. — Lujan Matus

Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked.
"Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked.
Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie. — Laurell K. Hamilton

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. — Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. — Drew Carey

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun. — Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. — Drew Carey

'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. — Drew Carey

I don't think it would have all got me quite so down if just once in a while - just once in a while - there was at least some polite little perfunctory implication that knowledge should lead to wisdom, and that if it doesn't, it's just a disgusting waste of time! But there never is! You never even hear any hints dropped on a campus that wisdom is supposed to be the goal of knowledge. You hardly ever even hear the word 'wisdom' mentioned! — J.D. Salinger

Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it. — Ryan Stiles

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. — Drew Carey

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' — Drew Carey

In movies and in television the robots are always evil. I guess I am not into the whole brooding cyberpunk dystopia thing. — Daniel H. Wilson

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. — Drew Carey

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey

Love is an illusion. It's nothing but a mirage. It doesn't matter how he looks on the outside, or who he is on the inside. Right now, you're convinced that you love your darling, but... try thinking about it logically. — Tomoko Hayakawa