Drescher Quotes & Sayings

Our greatest compatibility was in how we complemented each other's neuroses. — Fran Drescher

Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger. — Fran Drescher

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed. — Fran Drescher

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep. — Fran Drescher

I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home. — Fran Drescher

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. — Fran Drescher

If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path. — Fran Drescher

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour. — Fran Drescher

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way. — Fran Drescher

I've always been a fan of Fran Drescher! — Ian Ziering

Money talks, and bulls*** walks. — Fran Drescher

Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that. — Fran Drescher

Know before whom thou stands. Understand your friends for who they are, not who you wish them to be. Accept them for their flaws as well as their attributes. Turn to them for their strengths, what good stuff they can bring to your life, and forget about the rest. To ask for more only sets you up for failure. — Fran Drescher

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point for me and I decided that I would never accept a job just because I needed the money. — Fran Drescher

People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and you'd still be with them in high school. No one ever left the neighborhood. — Fran Drescher

I like to cook, walk on the beach, go to concerts and look at fine art. — Fran Drescher

The appeal of Jesus to Nones has nothing to do with the institution developed by his followers, but rather with his willingness to walk across religious and other social boundaries, through the lives of ordinary people, attending to their suffering, healing their afflictions, welcoming them into conversation, and sharing stories of hope. — Elizabeth Drescher

He rolled his eyes at Suren. He couldn't stand the sound of that sow's voice. Hearing her say his name was especially traumatic. About as traumatic as, say, being stuck in an elevator for eternity with a coked-up Gilbert Gottfried arguing with a methed-up Fran Drescher while a drunk Harvey Fierstein attempted to mediate. — Aaron Overfield

I started as a teenager going up on commercials. — Fran Drescher

It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood growing up in Queens. — Fran Drescher

Well, my favorite color I guess I would say yellow. — Fran Drescher

I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a shopping mall anymore. — Fran Drescher

I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover. — Fran Drescher

You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing, and talking about it is really helpful, because the more you talk the more your fears fade, because you get it out. — Fran Drescher

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate. — Fran Drescher

Bogart, Bacall and Balls
Can a man trust a woman with a voice
an octave lower than his?
I suspect Judi Dench's testicles
descended long before mine,
femme nasal, Fran Drescher,
has a clinking pair made of brass,
and Bea Arthur's cock
is as thick as Roseanne's ass.
On the other hand, Lauren Bacall's voice
was more sultry than husky,
deep because she smoked two packs a day.
No way she was hanging,
or Humphrey would've Bogarted her joint. — Beryl Dov

Like their ancestors, Louise and her parents klutzed away their days. — Henrik Drescher

However, to the amazement of their neighbors, the Klutzes never got seriously hurt. As clumsy as they were, the Klutzes were twice that lucky! — Henrik Drescher

Often, the truly great and valuable lessons we learn in life are learned through pain. That's why they call it "growing pains." It's all about yin and yang. And that's not something you order off column A at your local Chinese restaurant. — Fran Drescher

My first commercial was an Old Navy commercial where I stood in line in front of a club, and Fran Drescher was in it. — Amber Stevens

I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to be thin, and I don't have to remember lines. — Fran Drescher

I went into the world, threw myself into the world, and great things came out of it. — Fran Drescher

My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives. I got famous, then I got cancer, and now I live to talk about it. Sometimes the best gifts come in the ugliest packages. — Fran Drescher

Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels. — Fran Drescher

The Super Bowl is really exciting. The parties are always fun. The whole thing is a big party. — Fran Drescher

Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight. — Fran Drescher

I love walking my feet off. Gimme a map and a box of Band-Aids and I'm all set! — Fran Drescher

My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white. — Fran Drescher

I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies, which it did, and help me lose weight, which it did. — Fran Drescher

Illness is the great equalizer. It doesn't matter who you are, rich or poor, young or old, fat or thin, sick is sick. — Fran Drescher

Why do anything if the apex of human development is Fran Drescher? — Noah Cicero

Elizabeth Drescher makes a convincing case for why digital social media and Church not only go hand in hand, but how new technologies can help us reclaim traditions from the past in updated ways for today. — Donna Freitas

I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing. — Fran Drescher

I've lived three lifetimes in my short time. — Fran Drescher

Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover. — Fran Drescher

I was popular. I wasn't the most popular. But I definitely held my own. — Fran Drescher

Large Professor, none greater none fresher,
Won't fold under pressure ... grew up down the road from Fran Drescher. — Extra P

Sometimes people come into your life for a season and other times for a lifetime. — Fran Drescher

Anyone who turns love between two consenting adults into a negative, doesn't understand the meaning of the word. — Fran Drescher

Without music the world will still turn, but it won't rock. — Fran Drescher

I had uterine cancer, which is the most under-funded and under-researched of all the female cancers. — Fran Drescher

I'm very involved in the writing on every level. — Fran Drescher

I have very eclectic taste in music, but when it comes to going to concerts, I like going to rock concerts. — Fran Drescher