Dreamsville Ohio Quotes & Sayings

Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad, wassup ? He's thinking, Back off, old man, this surfer carcass is mine. Of course, when his girlfriend swims up and she's like, Way, you know, there's enough surfer for everybody. You and your dad need to frenzy together more. Leave you father a thigh. — Christopher Titus

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg

I think other people's depression is frightfully dreary, don't you? — Julian Fellowes

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

America is a conservative country with a small "c" - they want change, but they don't want too much change too fast. — Howard Dean

We'd even devised the Buffy scale of life relationships: you start off wanting Xander, spend your twenties going out with Spike and setttle down with giles. — Jenny Colgan

Practice being still amidst the chaos. This and only this will guide you where you need to be, to a place of infinite wisdom and inner peace. — Patience W. Smith

It's actually very difficult to make something both simple and good. — Paul Simon

Don't be impatient. It's not over until God says it's over. — Joel Osteen

The harder part of doing a real story is that there are real people and you have a responsibility to not just go crazy with their lives and have them do things which are not their character, that they then have to live with. — Scott Walker