Dreading Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Look to your consciences and remember that the theatre of the world is wider than the realm of England. — Mary, Queen Of Scots

I don't practise any religion but I am deeply interested in the answers that mankind has come up with to explain the human situation. — Simon Callow

a national government is bad enough, but this administration is the largest collection of scoundrels and morons in recent memory. — Jim Dodge

As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can't replace the human touch — Michael Makai

Jimi ... He was the gov'nor and that's it. He was brilliant, wasn't he? — Ritchie Blackmore

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, Got stuck, huh? The truck driver says, No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas. — Bill Engvall

The reason why Botswana has done very well is because it's the only black African country which went back to its roots and built upon its own indigenous institutions. — George Ayittey

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! — Joseph Addison