Dreaded Monday Quotes & Sayings

I'd always worried but kissing's not so tricky. Your lips know what to do, just like sea anenomes know what to do. Kissing spins you, like Flying Tea-Cups. Oxygen the girl breathes out, you breathe in. — David Mitchell

Loves are like empires: when the idea they are founded on crumbles, they, too, fade away. — Milan Kundera

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. — Ted Nugent

I'd rather sing a good lyric written by someone else than one of my own that is terrible. — Vanessa Paradis

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson

Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers. — P. J. O'Rourke

This is perhaps the most important book on evolutionary genetics ever written — Ronald Fisher

We're not put on this earth to fuck around. We have to make something of our lives. — Zia Haider Rahman

Out of the corner of my eye, I say the pointed bow of a boat. — Anonymous

The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards. — Walter Bagehot

The quality of mainstream cinema has changed. A lot of independent voices feel they can leave everything behind and make independent films. — Anurag Kashyap

Asia is rich in people, rich in culture and rich in resources. It is also rich in trouble. — Hubert H. Humphrey