Dr Seuss Foot Book Quotes & Sayings

Life can only be as new as you Choose to be. — Guy Finley

Comedy is really best when watched with other people, and I don't really understand people who sit at home watching comedy movies on Netflix. — Scott Aukerman

All I'm trying to say is, you may not know that the path you chose will lead to happiness, but as long you know that what you want is happiness, you'll have the courage to move forward — Nadia Khan

From the day I met you, I've known that you are a glass-half-empty-and-maybe-poisonous guy. — Ed Finn

Christmas in Bethlehem. The earliest dream: a cold, clear night made bright by a magnificent star, the smell of anger, marshals and clever men falling to their knees in love of the lovely baby, the avatar of faultless love ... !!! — Lucinda Franks

God never wrought miracles to convince atheism, because his ordinary works convince it. — Francis Bacon

He shouted out like a drill sergeant, "Men, are we having fun yet?
"No sir!" the vets cried out.
"Men, are we going to fight like soldiers or fools?"
The vets looked at one another, grinned.
"Like fools, sir!"
Everyone laughed.
Luger dropped his cup again, but this time he kicked it hard across the room.
"I can still kick!
And everyone in rehab worked a little harder. — Joan Bauer