Dr Chasuble Quotes & Sayings

Every woman is just a different kind of problem. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cecily: Oh, yes. Dr. Chasuble is a most learned man. He has never written a single book, so you can imagine how much he knows. — Oscar Wilde

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me. — C.E. Murphy

Mutineer is the first album of mine without a demo stage. — Warren Zevon

Everything that is happening at this moment is a result of the choices you've made in the past. — Deepak Chopra

If we think happy thoughts, we will be happy. If we think miserable thoughts, we will be miserable. — Dale Carnegie

How do we know if our practice is a real practice? Only by one thing: more and more, we just see the wonder. What is the wonder? I don't know. We can't know such things through thinking. But we always know it when it's there. — Joko Beck

The higher the testosterone, the lower the maturity level. — Jennifer DeCuir

Why travel to the Moon or Mars if we only continue our wars there with Russia or China or Africa? Why build rockets at all? For fun? For adventure? Or is this the same process that sends the salmons back upstream year after year to spawn and die - a subliminal urge in mankind to spread, in self-preservation, to the stars? Are we then secretly fearful that one day the sun might freeze and the the earth grow cold or the sun explode in a terrific thermal cataclysm and burn down our house of cards? — Ray Bradbury

People always talked about the good clean smell of fresh sweat. They had to make excuses for it. They never talked about the good clean smell of fresh shit. There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive. — Charles Bukowski

When the music and dance create with accord ... their magic captivates both the heart and the mind. — Jean-Georges Noverre

We were married for almost 45 years. We fought all the time, it wasn't a great love or anything, it wasn't a great, all-consuming passion. She was just there. A lot of people were startled because we didn't seem devoted but we were. — Hugh Leonard

But our great security lies, I think, in our growing strength. — Benjamin Franklin