Dr. Ball Robot Chicken Quotes & Sayings

How much longer are you going to be a pupil? From now on do some teaching as well. — Seneca The Younger

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. — Mary Schmich

Every mind is different; and the more it is unfolded, the more pronounced is that difference. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions. — Randall Munroe

Everybody feels like they need a photograph because we're in a generation where, if you don't document it, it didn't occur. So you've got to stop and take a picture with everybody. — Jesse Eisenberg

I'd seen my dad on stage, and that was fine, but the real excitement was - that was my dad. Even now, when I see his films, he's always my favourite person in the movie. — Domhnall Gleeson

The present is the instant in which the future crumbles into the past. — Jorge Luis Borges

Be wonderful! Because you are already beautiful. — Debasish Mridha

In the career of female fame, there are few prizes to tie obtained which can vie with the obscure state of a beloved wife or a happy mother. — Jane Porter

I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is. — Dave Barry

I don't do much recording anymore, but before I really stopped, I was glad to get five, five cent a record. That's why when I see people today and they complain about what they get, and I picked cotton for $2.50 a day. — B.B. King

I believe that the only possible reason for our being here is to serve in some form or another but that the form is not always readily found or recognized. And I've noticed that those who refuse to serve often wind up as slaves. — Hildegard Knef

I had a very rough childhood and not a happy one and by age 15 I was an old person in many ways. I knew that I had to take care of myself, I um and I always did. — Isabel Allende

Found a book called Thriving Not Surviving in a box on the street. I stood there, flipping through it, unwilling to commit. — Jenny Offill

Laine taped the last box shut. That was it, then: All of Gavin's belongings put away; some for charity, some for the dump, some to be saved for a happier 'one day' that Laine felt, right now, was as distant as the stars. — Stephen M. Irwin