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Motto for latin countries: If you're not late, you're not on time — Bogdan Vaida

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic. — Daniel Tosh

If everybody who was in the Forbes 400 said they were going to create 10,000 jobs, by my mathematics, that would be 4 million jobs. — William E. Conway Jr.

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Evidence of epistasis from hybridization studies is more scarce. — Peter R. Grant

When I was 27 years old, I organized legal aid clinics to help low-income seniors. It was a life-altering experience. — Ron Wyden

Goals are compulsive cahoots, gnawing at our minds everyday, challenging our abilities and pushing us closer to the curve of compliance. — Balroop Singh

History is a child building a sandcastle by the sea, and that child is the whole majesty of man's power in the world. — Heraclitus

Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want - and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack. — Sloane Crosley

Intentions are invisible but they are the true test of character. — Alfred Armand Montapert