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My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2. — Patrick Rothfuss

An old walrus-faced waiter attended to me; he had the knack of pouring the coffee and the hot milk from two jugs, held high in the air, and I found this entrancing, as if he were a child's magician. One day he said to me - he had some English - "Why are you sad?"
"I'm not sad," I said, and began to cry. Sympathy from strangers can be ruinous.
"You should not be sad," he said, gazing at me with his melancholy, leathery walrus eyes. "It must be the love. But you are young and pretty, you will have time to be sad later." The French are connoisseurs of sadness, they know all the kinds. This is why they have bidets. "It is criminal, the love," he said, patting my shoulder. "But none is worse. — Margaret Atwood

My beliefs are the center of my being. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you can't invent the future, the next best thing is to fund it. — John Doerr

Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom. — Scott Adams

What is this world? What is it for? It is art. It is the best of all possible art, a finite picture of the Infinite. — N.D. Wilson

Do your own market research; ask your last ten customers exactly why they bought from you. — Brian Tracy

Being on TV is like being alive, only more so. — John Updike

Pulitzer is a word but accomplishment is an aura. — Chila Woychik

There's no rap against comics that isn't true. They were sexist, they were racist, you name it - and they kind of gloried in that. — Jules Feiffer

Socrates (770-399 B.C.[E.]) is possibly the most enigmatic figure in the entire history of philosophy. He never wrote a single line. Yet he is one of the philosophers who has had the greatest influence on European thought, not least because of the dramatic manner of his death. — Jostein Gaarder

If we presuppose that Jesus and God are one - as many (but not all) Christians do - then we can also infer that Jesus Christ was omnipotent, omniscient, and omni-benevolent, and it is with this that the idea of sacrifice is lost. The martyrdom was premeditated on the part of the Creator, and Jesus was resurrected afterward - showing that the act of 'death' was not an inconvenience for the immortal 'man' who was said to have known that he would be resurrected. — David G. McAfee

You know, if you ain't poor, you might think it's the folks in them big ole fine brick churches that's doin all the carin and the prayin. I wish you coulda seen all them little circles a'homeless folks with their heads bowed and their eyes closed, whisperin what was on their hearts. Seemed like they didn't have nothin to give, but they was givin what they had, taken the time to knock on God's front door and ask Him to heal this woman that loved them. — Ron Hall