Douthitt Vacuum Quotes & Sayings

Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or third generation of artists, the humor is pretty bland. There are others by people that were raised on 'Family Guy' or 'South Park' that are edgier. Mine's not as edgy as those, but it's edgier than 'Beetle Bailey.' — Stephan Pastis

Are Simon & Garfunkel cool, or are they just really uncool? I can't decide. — Steven Hall

I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry. — Kate Christensen

What would happen if we withdrew? ... After the enormous expenditure which we have incurred in freeing this country from the withering despotism of the Turk, to hand it back to anarchy and confusion, and to take no responsibility for its development would be an act of folly and quite indefensible. — Janet Wallach

I always tell people I'm very large in Uzbekistan. — Iris Apfel

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! — Chris Rock

Sometimes it is more victorious to lose than to win. — Dejan Stojanovic

She's an adversary, but undeniably an equal. Maybe she can bring me back from the beyond. If anyone can do it, I'm beginning to realize it could be her. Like she said, all I have to do is try. — Collette West

Serial killers often kept souvenirs of their kills, and body parts were a pretty typical choice. — Dan Wells