Douching Quotes & Sayings

You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching. — L.D. Davis

But the human tongue is a beast that few can master. It strains constantly to break out of its cage, and if it is not tamed, it will tun wild and cause you grief. — Robert Greene

I need to feel physical pain, to attach myself to daily life. — Margaret Atwood

There are other ways to beat someone than with fists. — Kiersten White

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He said he needed to unwind. He was furious we all let you go so far. That boy would stop you so much as breaking a nail if he could. — Joss Stirling

We had not liked each other much at first. He mistook my shyness for arrogance and I failed to see that his arrogance masked his shyness. — Michael Nava

The biggest crime in Nabokov's 'Lolita' is imposing your own dream upon someone else's reality. Humbert Humbert is blind. He doesn't see Lolita's reality. He doesn't see that Lolita should leave. He only sees Lolita as an extension of his own obsession. This is what a totalitarian state does. — Azar Nafisi

Virtue often trips and falls over the sharp edge of poverty. — Eugene Sue

You wound me, prince." Puck looked anything but hurt, and I crossed my arms. "Um, I guess you're still mad about that whole harpy fiasco. I swear, I thought those caves were empty. — Julie Kagawa

There was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, "Percy is my brother?" like he'd just won the lottery.
Aw, Tyson," I'd say. "It's not that simple. — Rick Riordan

Sanctions make a substantial contribution to power based on privation, and they have never hurt a single despot in the whole history of their use. — Roger Scruton

The game, the game: here we go again. All glory to it, all things I am and own because of Roller Ball Murder. — William Neal Harrison

Write every day. It takes discipline, but it's worth it. — Philip Kim

Just being at home, growing up naturally, and being here now with my video and my music, I think people realize that I was in the Spice Girls 8 years ago. — Emma Bunton