Douchiest Quotes & Sayings

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. — Adam Brody

Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van Houten was possibly the world's douchiest douche. — John Green

I think everyone is wounded in their sex," I said. "I can't think of one person who isn't. — Andre Aciman

You can't see reality. You never could: You just distort the truth until you end up with a version you can live with. — Michael Lee West

Panic strikes me when I think about a sentence that isn't given the chance to live because I don't have a pen in my hand or am not sitting near enough to someone familiar to speak it to. Especially if it's a particularly good sentence, a sentence with truth or beauty or humor or sadness to it. The best ones always take you by surprise. They sneak into your head while you're walking down the aisles at a supermarket, or flat-out assault you when you're at your grandmother's funeral, and you have to scramble to give the thought life before it's gone forever. Cocktail napkins, palms, text messages sent to yourself. — Adi Alsaid

Attachment is blinding; it lends an imaginary halo of attractiveness to the object of desire. — Paramahansa Yogananda

I will speak that I may find relief"; for there is a redemptive quality for an agitated mind in the spoken word, and a tormented soul finds peace in confessing. — Joseph B. Soloveitchik

Often one postulates that a priori, all states are equally probable. This is not true in the world as we see it. This world is not correctly described by the physics which assumes this postulate. — Richard P. Feynman

Selling is not the same thing as talking. Listening is the most important part in any sales job to close the sale. — Timi Nadela

I decided that travel was flight and pursuit in equal parts, — Paul Theroux

Lord Bolingbroke, who was an eighteenth-century political philosopher, called history "philosophy taught with examples. — David McCullough

All children need their fathers, but boys especially need fathers to teach them how to be men. — Dwyane Wade

Don't be pretentious is my first advice to young writers. This is the big problem - just because you're getting an MFA doesn't mean you have to write for the Academy. Be true to your personality. Don't temper your personality down with words. Don't build defensive fortresses around yourself with words - words are your friends. — Gary Shteyngart

The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make her pay. — Michael B. Jordan

PALM, n. A species of tree ... of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed ... This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver. — Ambrose Bierce

My efforts to join the fight against breast cancer all began around the fact that women were getting short-changed in the medical arena. — Evelyn Lauder

I had to make sure I kept an eye on the real world. — Roddy Doyle