Douchey Guys Quotes & Sayings

The ill design is most ill for the designer. — Hesiod

Politics I take to be the activity of attending to the general arrangements of a set of people whom chance or choice have brought together. In this sense, families, clubs, and learned societies have their 'politics'. But the communities in which this manner of activities is pre-eminent are the hereditary co-operative groups, many of them of ancient lineage, all of them aware of a past, a present and a future, which we call states. — Michael Joseph Oakeshott

If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies. — Daniel Tosh

The business of the statistician is to catalyze the scientific learning process. — George E.P. Box

When the white man governs himself, that is self-government; but when he governs himself and also governs another man, that is more than self-government - that is despotism. — Abraham Lincoln

Real Christians revel in desperate ventures for Christ, expecting from God great things and attempting the same with exhilaration. — Charles Studd

Most spiders eat and remake their webs every night. — Alice Oswald

Hold unto your Dreams and Visions for our heros past
did and history have written their names in Gold — Ikechukwu Joseph

Curiosity is one of the lowest of the human faculties. You will have noticed in daily life that when people are inquisitive they nearly always have bad memories and are usually stupid at bottom. — E. M. Forster

I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness. — Sadie Grubor

Our presence is not inherently evil and undesirable; it just has to be at the right scale, speed, and design. We can be an expression of biodiversity as worthy as any other species with whom we have co-evolved; we have a place and a vibrant role to play in ecosystems. It is our wild excess of procreation, ill-considered consumption priorities, and unbridled frenzy of activity that drowns the possibilities and existence of individuals from other species. That is where we have gone wrong. — Will Anderson

Money the root of all evil, unless used for good purpose — Henry Ford

The raw data of anthropologists can be misleading; it can make the differences in values between cultures appear greater than they are...It is only that life forces upon them choices that we do not have to make. — James Rachels

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate. — Lena Dunham

I'm too sexy for my cape... — Kerrelyn Sparks