Douchey Quotes & Sayings

The line at the end that says, 'Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands' makes perfect sense to me. It means they can go anywhere inside of you, because like the rain, like water, they find places that nothing solid could pass through. It explains the way that Sky gets into me, into places that I never knew were there. How he touches a part of me no one has ever touched. We both have secret places in us. — Ava Dellaira

There may be a point where I may decide to write an autobiography. — Pamela Stephenson

The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I tend to play sort of douchey. — Nick Kroll

A fruitless endeavor, as my knowledge was definitely the fruity type. — Darynda Jones

Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them. — Leo Rosten

The compulsively superstitious person is also very often a serious believer in fate; that was the case with Perry. — Truman Capote

I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I'm always excited to meet those people and hope they're not douchey. — Kevin Rahm

I don't even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that's really douchey. I think of myself as just like a dance commander. — Kesha

I remember how people used to bitch about those crazy tapes of the Beatles at Shea Stadium, about how you couldn't hear the music, that all you could hear was the screaming, the screaming of all those thousands of girls. But I've always loved that din especially - that vast, unrelenting din of screaming girls that almost completely overwhelms the sad, beautiful voices of John and Paul. That's great. That whole thing for me is the real music. — Mark Leyner

Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want them not to be. — Kathryne Donovan

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate. — Lena Dunham

That is ever the difference between the wise and the unwise: the latter wonders at what is unusual; the wise man wonders at the usual. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Study and practice are both very important, but they must go hand in hand. Faith without knowledge is not sufficient. Faith needs to be supported by reason. However intellectual understanding that is not applied in practice is also of little use. Whatever we learn from study we need to apply sincerely in our daily lives. — Dalai Lama

I wish you could have made me loving you. — Toba Beta

I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness. — Sadie Grubor

I love animals because all they really want from you is love. Too bad that's even too much to ask for from some people. — Michael Jackson

And I believe that the Binomial Theorem and a Bach Fugue are, in the long run, more important than all the battles of history. — James Hilton

We can never flee the misery that is within us. — Arthur Golden

A bad heart and a slippery memory deprive men of the comfort of many mercies, and defraud God of the glory due for them. — John Flavel