Douchenozzles Quotes & Sayings

I know that my work in this case is magnified by the fact that the streets of heaven are too crowded with angels. We know their names. They number a thousand for each one of the red ribbons that we wear here tonight. They finally rest in the warm embrace of the gracious creator of us all, a healing embrace that cools their fevers, that clears their skin, and allows their eyes to see the simple, self-evident commonsense truth that is made manifest by the benevolent creator of us all. — Tom Hanks

I sometimes think my head is so large because it is so full of dreams. — Joseph Merrick

We do not raise our children alone ... Our children are also raised by every peer, institution, and family with which they come in contact. Yet parents today expect to be blamed for whatever results occur with their children, and they expect to do their parenting alone. — Richard Louv

The writer, like the murderer, needs a motive, — Janet Malcolm

Passion for compassion will give you happiness. — Debasish Mridha

In sixth grade, we all had to write this opinion paper. Most wrote about things like why we should be able to chew gum in class - I wrote about why women should receive equal pay. — Gillian Jacobs

God never meant that man should scale the Heavens
By strides of human wisdom. In his works,
Though wondrous, he commands us in his word
To seek him rather where his mercy shines. — William Cowper

He probably couldn't turn off his sexiness without medical intervention.' (Abbie) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

No matter how much care we put into hiding our passions under the appearances of devotion and honor, they can always be seen to peer out through these covers. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

The superior man is firm in the right way and not merely firm. — Confucius