Douchelord Quotes & Sayings

He is War. Divisiveness. Brutality. Heinous crimes against humanity. As an event on the battlefield, and the personification of it in a cage, he is all that and more. How many humans fell before the murderous hooves of this sly horseman of the apocalypse? Nearly half the world's population, by last count. — Karen Marie Moning

I'm scared of horses, and I don't know how to shoot them, but that's what excites me. After 40 years old, if you don't do some things that really terrify you, I don't think they're worth doing. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

I realize that there's a thing called the bodhisattva ideal, and it's a very nice pinnacle of attention. It's a very egotistical thought, ultimately. — Frederick Lenz

It's not always easy to get over some of those bumps in the road, those disillusionments and disappointments. It's going to take a strong will. Sometimes, it may take courage. Sometimes nothing but faith in God and say, I refuse to be trapped in the past. I'm not going to let the past destroy my future. I'm pressing on. I'm straining forward, knowing that God has great things in store for me. — Joel Osteen

Some people have no talent but we can't all be that lucky. — Marty Rubin

My hair is so unmanageable. — Justin Timberlake

Church bells beyond the stars heard, the soul's blood, The land of spices; something understood. — George Herbert

If a sorceress wanted a man who would stay faithful even when bespelled and accosted by nymphs, then she had to support that man even when he believed he could rehab his douchelord brother. — Kresley Cole

No, the douchelord simply closed the distance between us and plunged a syringe into my neck. — Laura Thalassa

Definition is the death of discovery. — Tom Shadyac

In 1865, he was assigned to the Catholic Mission in North Kohala on the island of Hawaii. — Brien Foerster

If we can modernise the workforce, make them better qualified, have this framework of qualifications, then I think they have a very good case for more money. — Estelle Morris

Cowardly thoughts, anxious hesitation, Womanish timidity, timorous complaints Won't keep misery away from you And will not set you free. — Edith Hahn Beer

The cultural integration of psychedelics won't happen overnight, and the question of young people is perhaps the most difficult involved. The first step is for people who have knowledge of these substances to share it, "coming out" about their own experiences. Drug education should be honest and present a balanced picture of risks and benefits. — Rick Doblin