Douchegroom Quotes & Sayings

Although I write screenplays, I don't think I'm a very good writer. — George Lucas

I've seen Keith fall asleep at business meetings about millions of dollars for him-because of heroin, just nod out and then wake up and answer a question. — Charlie Watts

Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom. — Doug Benson

[Mead saw at least two major problems in dating. First, it encourages men and women to define heterosexual relationships as situational, rather than ongoing] You "have a date," you "go out with a date," you "groan because there isn't a decent date in town." A situation defined as containing a girl or boy of the right social background, the right degree of popularity, a little higher than your own — Margaret Mead

However, he began to walk stooped slightly to the left, as though he were being pushed, from within, by a violent gale. — Jose Eduardo Agualusa

We're having fun, and I've met some of your friends and your brother, all of whom seem absolutely delicious. — Jonathan L. Howard

Built universal fountains for others; let people benefit from those fountains long after you are gone! — Mehmet Murat Ildan