Douchedom Quotes & Sayings

How I would describe my characters is absolutely different from how I would describe myself. — Salma Hayek

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear. — Bertrand Russell

Don't live to be unhappy, live to be happy. If you live to be happy you'll find the things that make you happy. And as you do that you find that sharing with others makes you much happier than taking from them. — Goswami Kriyananda

If with love thy heart has burned;
If thy love is unreturned;
Hide thy grief within thy breast,
Though it tear thee unexpressed. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Society reproduces itself antagonistically. — Rudolf J. Siebert

Copyright Promotes Creativity by Proscribing the Right to Copy — Kalyan C. Kankanala

Words are the most subtle symbols which we possess and our human fabric depends on them. — Iris Murdoch

When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it? — Molly Ivins

Cookie monster speaks better English than you. — Brian K. Vaughan

You don't like presents or anything new, you don't even need a card. You prefer your appreciations to be something of helpfulness, for someone else's regard. — Julie Hebert

If we can find a principle to guide us in the handling of the child between nine and eighteen months, we can see that we need to allow enough opportunity for handling and investigation of objects to further intellectual development and just enough restriction required for family harmony and for the safety of the child. — Selma Fraiberg

Where once they used to say, 'Cocaine is God's way of saying you have too much money' - now, maybe EDM is. Come ye lords and princelings of douchedom. — Anthony Bourdain

The Gray Ghost, by Seckatary Hawkins. — Harper Lee

A million dollars? For a cow? — Leah Brooke

Corporate governments are as corrupt as their law enforcement departments. — Steven Magee