Quotes & Sayings About Douchebags

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can — Kanye West

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life. — Dana Gould

To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her. — Jamie McGuire

I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that's what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I — T.J. Klune

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

You are employed by a suspicious number of douchebags! — Leonard Richardson

People who go around advertising their birthdays are douchebags. It's a fact. You can look it up on Wikipedia. — Katja Millay

We teach people how to treat us. If you don't put up with shit, and don't settle for anything less than respect, that's what you'll get. But if you let the douchebags walk all over you and treat you like you're disposable, then that's what you'll always get. — Kristen Proby

I used the phrases Jungian realism and linear archetypes, and congratulated myself on achieving a level of douchbaggery I had previously only witnessed in shampoo commercials for men. — Catherine Lowell

If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag. — Dana Gould

I do not want any guys to hit on me. Innocent flirting, fine
it does wonders for my confidence
but not douchebags. — J.A. Redmerski

I was never very good at history, but I was pretty sure douchebags like Hitler didn't laugh very much. — Rick Yancey

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. — Anna Kendrick

Lainey is hot in a prom queen kind of way and we used to be friends back in grade school, but that was two lifetimes ago. Now she's a varsity soccer player and card-carrying popular girl who hangs out with the kind of mean girls and douchebags who get killed first in horror movies. — Paula Stokes

Live, Love and Die in Glory', meaning live and love like it's your last time and if your going down, take as many douchebags with you as possible. And I'm not talking about Demons. Archangels just replaced demons at the top of the 'douchebags' list. — Ednah Walters

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

I have a theory that the world is broken up into two kinds of people."
"Yeah?"
"Yep. On the one side are the people who love the Harry Pottery books and wish that they could attend Hogwarts and have Ron and Hermione for best friends and vanquish Death Eaters and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
She's smiling at me, and she's just so fucking cute. I have to ask: "And the other side?"
Aimee shrugs. "Douchebags. — Autumn Doughton

Fraternities aren't cool at all, not in the real, rock-and-roll sense, the one I now knew. They have a reputation of housing douchebags that pay for friends and try to seem better than everyone else, and actually smart, cool people shouldn't want to be a part of anything like that. — A.D. Aliwat

The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. — Moby

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag. — George Carlin

Who says that? Who the hell uses the word ravishing? Douchebags - that's who. — Emma Chase

It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag. — Pete Wentz

I was married to the number one douchebag of all time. — Brandi Glanville

Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag. — Joshua Malina

As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen. — George Takei