Douchebag Jar Quotes & Sayings

When I went into the business, I sat down and figured that I was indeed one of fortune's children. Just think. There were 20 million buffalo, each worth at least $3
$60 million. At the very outside, cartridges cost 25 cents each, so every time I fired one I got my investment back twelve times over. I could kill a hundred a day ... That would be $6,000 a month
or three times what was paid, it seems to me, the President of the United States. Was I not lucky that I discovered this quick and easy way to fortune? I thought I was. — Frank Mayer

My father used to say, "a day spent breathing is a good day — Raymond E. Feist

Our life is a blank book and we are the authors......... Write and shape your story as much as the mind can imagine it — Jason Calder

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got. — Paul Reubens

He didnt like eggs....or her for that matter. So when she asked him to stay for breakfast, he declined. — Conor Lynch

In our adult relationships, we fearfully guard against any sign of shame, abuse or neglect. We become manipulative or avoid other people and circumstances. This fear can grow stronger than the shame itself. It forms a shaky foundation for relationships. We continue to draw others near us (hoping for intimacy) but when they get too close, we push them away because of our fear of shame. — CoDA

The limits you set in your mind are the limits you set in your life. — Matshona Dhliwayo