Douche Boyfriend Quotes & Sayings

They were just clear of the summer colony before the first sleeper turned over and lifted a drowsy head; their cry sounded in the dreams of little children... who lifted their arms to drag down, to cuddle the darling little woolly lambs of sleep. Then the first inhabitant appeared; it was the Burnells' cat Florrie, sitting on the gatepost, far too early as usual, looking for their milk-girl. When she saw the old sheep-dog she sprang up quickly, arched her back, drew in her — Katherine Mansfield

Mourn for the living, the dead have got their camphor gardens. — Salman Rushdie

I'm a mentor to anybody who's interested. — Clint Eastwood

We are the only people who may know the will of God for the city we live in. God expects us to become intercessors for our countries — Sunday Adelaja

If a movie musical came along and the part was right and somebody wanted me to do it, I would do it in a heartbeat. — Mandy Patinkin

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg