Douchands Quotes & Sayings

We are the one creature to whom natural selection has bequeathed a brain complex enough to comprehend the laws that govern the universe. And we should be proud that we are the only species that has figured how we came to be. — Jerry A. Coyne

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one. — Red Barber

I am a scholar of stupidity, so thanks for existing. — William C. Brown

I am very clever. I am sure and could figure it out and shazam! Tomasz saves the world again. — Patrick Ness

You need to create space for your creative process to thrive rather than expect it to operate in the cracks of your frenetic schedule. — Todd Henry

You seldom hear any young artists in country music. — Conway Twitty

We never can create a public sentiment strong enough to suppress the dram-shops until God's people take hold of the temperance reform as a part of their religion. — Theodore L. Cuyler

What is the conscience? It is the most highly developed part of the human being, the core of the spirit, the most sensitive, the most tender. — Pearl S. Buck

We could call the second problem with the current Sabbath vogue the fallacy of the direct object. Whom is the contemporary Sabbath designed to honor? Whom does it benefit? In observing the Sabbath, one is both giving a gift to God and imitating Him. — Lauren F. Winner

Look to Africa, when a black king shall be crowned for the day of deliverance is at hand! — Marcus Garvey

Most people would guess that the sun is fifty or a hundred times brighter than the moon, but it's a half million times brighter - evidence of the amazing capacity of our eyes to adjust to light and dark. — James Elkins

Whenever I write something, I always want to make sure that what I write is defensible. — Salman Rushdie

The key element of social control is the strategy of distraction that is to divert public attention from important issues and changes decided by political and economic elites, through the technique of flood or flooding continuous distractions and insignificant information. — Noam Chomsky

What's your name?"
Donald."
Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast. — Laurell K. Hamilton