Double Tap Funny Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes its good to come back when you least expect to. — Pete Wentz

Love was love, one could find it with anyone, one could find it anywhere. It was just that you could never keep it. Not unless you were ready to die for it. — Norman Mailer

An enemy of innovation could be your own sales force. — Akio Morita

Satan tries to counterfeit the work of God, and by doing this, he may deceive many. To make us lose hope, feel miserable like himself, and believe that we are beyond forgiveness, Satan might even misuse words from the scriptures that emphasize the justice of God in order to imply that there is no mercy. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

You would not want me on your football team. — Seth MacFarlane

But I'd also learned that the self might want one thing, but that didn't mean it was right. — Sherwood Smith

The story line of the Bible is the story line of God taking the initiative in seeking out a people who are His very own. — Alistair Begg

We'd dub the one that came off best into the final transcription. It gave us a chance to ad lib as much as we wanted, knowing that excess ad libbing could be sliced from the final product. — Bing Crosby

An orator or author is never successful till he has learned to make his words smaller than his ideas. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coaxing drunken Shadowhunters into making fools of themselves was a favorite occupation among the Downworlders, and this performance had been a tremendous success. — Cassandra Clare

The principle of laughter and the carnival spirit on which the grotesque is based destroys this limited seriousness and all pretense of an extratemporal meaning and unconditional value of necessity. It frees human consciousness, thought, and imagination for new potentialities. For this reason, great changes, even in the field of science, are always preceded by a certain carnival consciousness that prepares the way. — Mikhail Bakhtin

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, in other words ... — Robert Breault

A lot of actors choose parts by the scripts, but I don't trust reading the scripts that much. I try to get some friends together and read a script aloud. Sometimes I read scripts and record them and play them back to see if there's a movie. It's very evocative; it's like a first cut because you hear 'She walked to the door,' and you visualize all these things. 'She opens the door' ... because you read the stage directions, too. — Al Pacino